Silly Christmas jokes!

I found this book at my local library and it is hilarious! I love the really lame jokes so I'm going to share them with you.


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

He had low elf-esteem.


What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite.


What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?

Cross-mouse cards.


Why does Father Christmas cry a lot?

Because he gets santamental.


What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?

"Looks like rain, dear."


This one is my favorite!!!

What if there had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?

They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, and brought practical gifts.


What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas?

A rebel without a Claus.


Which Christmas carol do new parents like best?

Silent Night.


What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.



What do editors call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.


So I hope that you enjoyed these as much as I did. They all gave me a little chuckle!